Tonight we initiate the downfall of a despot: the tyrant Tom Sennett.
His dominion over the Cave of Robots dilutes our vibrancy. His unchecked ego flails. His inconstant constitution falters.
Games were not meant for this. Not meant to coddle, to accommodate, to tease and shower affection. Games were not meant to give it away.
Games must challenge. You must come out of play stronger than you were. You must fail, or victory means nothing.
Tonight we destroy barriers. Tonight I reveal a glimpse of the badass shit that goes on in the other side of the building. Tonight you begin your training.
And you’re gonna need it. The revolution is on.
It’ll take one more run through the Cave of Robots, but then… well, try going left.